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Short funny jokes


I love good jokes, everyone does, Laughing is one of the best ways to ease stress and stay healthy. Are you stressed, feeling depressed or in a bad mood? I have put together few jokes just for you!

* Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I fought in the cat litter box this morning.


* A newly married couple brought a female house help from the village to assist in keeping their home tidy, so they would have time for their careers and other things. One day, oga decided to give his wife a surprise package. He moulded a big heart (to represent love) with the assistance of the house help, a project which took almost the whole day.

Madam came back to meet the house help sleeping and snoring:
MADAM: will you get up! Stupid girl! What have you been doing since morning?
HOUSE HELP: Madam welcome, no vex abeg. Me and oga dey make love since morning. Na just now now we finish he say make I lie down small.

The house help is now on admission at the Lagos state teaching hospital.


*WIFE ; if I would have been married to a monster, I would have felt much better than with you.

HUSBAND; But marriages are not allowed between the same blood relation!

* Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


Let me know how hard you laughed or if you laughed at all 😀 in the comment box below.

Kisses xx
Anita.

Comments

  1. UnknownJune 30, 2018 at 2:25 PM

    Lol! These are classic jokes. So Anita why did you have to brighten my night? It has become day again, I have to wait till I imagine night again.😁

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    1. Anita OdiliJune 30, 2018 at 2:39 PM

      Lmao, just in case you get eye bags check my previous post 😂

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  2. Adediji Solomon. O. June 30, 2018 at 2:29 PM

    So you can really type a joke ATM. I miss this.

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